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IMPORTANT NOTE, I WOULD PERSONALLY SKIP THE FIRST COUPLE HOURS OF THE STREAM, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS.

POST: http://l0de.com/lrh-10-hour-marathon
FILE: http://l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp4
MP3: http://www.l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp3

When my stepfather sent out a thanksgiving invite which proudly anounced he was going to smoke “The juicest dick you’ve ever seen” I snickered and assumed he’d meant to write “duck.” I was wrong. I arrived to thanksgiving and the centerpiece was a nude black man standing on the dining room table wearing a feathered headdress sporting a sizable erection. After the most uncomfortable grace I can remember in my life, my stepfather mounted the table and began to fellate the black man with obvious gusto. I was trying to think of an excuse to leave when he lifted me up by the shoulders and placed me in front of the negro. He grabbed a clump of my hair and then forced me to perform oral sex on a nine inch black dick until I was choking and sputtering, which unfortunately caused the negro to become excited and thrust even harder. Without warning he yelled out “BLACK LIVES MATTER!” and my cheeks were suddenly bulging with an unfathomable amount of ejaculate! I tried to choke it down but it was impossible and pearly white jism sprayed from my battered lips to spatter all over my shocked family. Immediately I was met with shouts of outrage for “wasting the gravy” and my family demanded I leave the table. I got in my car and wept in the driveway and received several texts castigating me for ruining thanksgiving. I can now see my family through the window eating dinner with the negro as I am trying to summon the courage to turn the car key and drive home alone.

It’s time for another LRH RAP CONTEST! This time we’re changing it up a bit:

$100 PRIZE sponsored by the l0de radio hour foundation

How to enter:

• PICK ONE OF THREE INSTRUMENTALS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST AND RAP ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.
• UPLOAD YOUR FILE TO SOUNDCLOUD AS A PRIVATE LINK. DON’T HAVE NUDITY ON YOUR SOUNDCLOUD PAGE OR YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED. DON’T CHANGE IT LAST SECOND TO FUCK WITH ME EITHER, I’M PREVIEWING THESE OFF AIR BEFORE SHOWING THEM YOU SNEAKY FUCKS.
• EMAIL YOUR LINK TO l0de at l0de dot com. If you don’t get a response tweet @l0de or mesage l0de on discord.gg/hiphop or message l0de on EFnet
• YOUR ENTRY IS NOT VALID UNLESS YOU GET CONFIRMATION FROM ME. I WILL ACCEPT ENTRIES UNTIL 5PM EST ON 9/30. IF YOU ARE LATER THAN THAT THERE IS NO GUARANTEE YOUR TRACK WILL MAKE IT IN. IF YOUR TRACK IS TOTAL GARBAGE, I’M NOT TAKING IT. PUT SOME EFFORT IN, THIS IS FOR $100
• THE SHOW WILL AIR ON at http://www.youtube.com/l0de/live at 8pm EST on 9/30

RULES:

1. You must use one of the three instrumentals provided. You can mix them and chop them up and add samples but your submission CANNOT BE more than 2:05 in length and if it’s unrecognizable you will be DQ’d. If you do a shorter rap, please cut out the rest of the track and fade it out.
2. As many people as you want can rap on a track however I only pay one prize of $100 to whoever sent me the link. You MUST get in touch with me within 14 days to claim your rap money. LRH has a prompt history of paying winners FAST.
3. You can rap anti-trump, pro-trump, or neither but TRUMP must be a solid theme in your track
4. You can include any lyrical content you want in your tracks. Welcome to AMERICA.
5. Your track must be submitted as a private soundcloud link and confirmed before 5pm EST on 9/30. Don’t spread your track before the show, you will get DQ’d.

JUDGING

This contest will be JUDGED by a triumvirate of THREE JUDGES scoring each track from 1-10 points. Judges are scoring based on the following: Flow, Originality, Technical Ability, Cleverness and Humor. For fairness’ sake, we are including one pro-trump judge, one anti-trump judge, and one judge that just doesn’t give a fuck. I make no promises this will be fair, but we are making an effort. Contestants are highly encouraged to cry about the judging like some little bitches.

IN THE EVENT OF A TIE ON POINTS, L0DE RAY DIO WILL DETERMINE A WINNER. IF BOTH TRACKS ARE EQUALLY GOOD, I MAY CALL A TIE, WHERE EACH WINNER GETS $50.

INSTRUMENTALS

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WHATSTHEDIFF
C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) (Instrumental)
TRIED BY 12

YA’LL READY FOR THAT ｓｈｒｅｋｗａｖｅ

Shrekwave is a hot new TEEN SENSATION created by Ott. For the 7/29 contest we’re challenging everyone to take the master on at his own game.

FOR A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR PRIZE!!!

THE CONTEST WILL AIR ON SATURDAY 7/29 AT 8PM EST. THE DEADLINE FOR TRACK SUBMISSIONS IS 11:59PM EST ON FRIDAY, 7/28!

We will broadcast on the LRH LIVE YOUTUBE OR TWITCH CHANNEL DEPENDING ON WHAT ISN’T BANNED, AND IN http://www.discord.gg/hiphop

For reference here is the original track, SPINAL CRACK

RULES:

1. Your entry must be no longer than 150 seconds in length. If your track is super short, you may get cut.

2. You MUST sample the move Shrek in a way that is audible and recognizable. When you submit, you must include the TIME in the movie your sample is drawn from so we can play that bit before your track. If you sample from all over the movie, pick the funniest part.

3. You must get the track to me by 7/29 at 6PM EST -NOTE THIS HAS BEEN EXTENDED DUE TO OUR COUNTDOWN CLOCK SUCKING A DICK – . Entries must be emailed to L ZERO D E AT L ZERO D E DOT COM that’s l0de at l0de . com as always your entry is NOT accepted until I confirm it, if I don’t respond back hit me up on irc\twitter\discord

4. You must submit your finished track as a soundcloud link

5. Keep this shit upbeat people

Other than that, go hog wild. You can sample anything else if you want. You can rap on your track. You can do whatever the fuck you want, it’s your swamp. I reserve the right to disqualify anything I think sounds godawful and there are only 16 SLOTS for this contest, so get your beat in ASAP.

I WILL PAY THE PRIZE VIA PAYPAL. CHECK WITH PREVIOUS CONTEST WINNERS, LRH PAYS THAT MONEY FAST. NOT A SCAM(TM).

HERE IS AN MP3 OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Get ready for CHAT RAPS IV – BEAT CONTEST!

A $50 or LARGER prize will be given to the BEST BEAT. If the pot is over $100, second and third place will be awarded.

Voting will be by CALL-IN as in previous CHAT RAPS contests. Remember if I don’t know you, you can’t vote. However ALL BEAT CREATORS can and should call in to vote for themselves. A special FAN FAVORITE prize will be awarded to the beat with the most FIRE VOTES in discord.

THE SHOW WILL AIR ON THE LRH YOUTUBE A 8PM EST ON 7/1. HURRY UP AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE LRH TWITCH AND IT WILL NOTIFY YOU WHEN I’M ON. 

RULES AND REGULATIONS:

1. THE DEADLINE FOR BEAT SUBMISSIONS IS 11:59PM EST ON JUNE 30TH, 2017. AFTER THAT ENTRIES ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO BE INCLUDED.
2. TO ENTER A SONG, EMAIL A SOUNDCLOUD LINK TO L0DE AT L0DE.COM THAT’S L ZERO D E, FUCK THIS FONT.
3. IF YOU DO NOT GET A CONFIRMATION EMAIL, YOUR ENTRY IS NOT ACCEPTED, HASSLE L0DE ON TWITTER OR IRC TO MAKE SURE HE GOT IT.
4. YOUR SONG MUST BE 120 SECONDS OR LESS
5. YOUR SONG MUST INCLUDE A SAMPLE FROM SKEETER DAVIS – THE END OF THE WORLD AND\OR JERRY BUTLER – NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. YOU CAN SAMPLE BOTH SONGS
6. SAMPLING RICK ASTLEY AND MIXING IT WITH JERRY BUTLER IS OBVIOUS AND IF YOU DO IT I HATE YOU.
7. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SHITCAN ANY ENTRIES I THINK ARE TOO WACK TO PLAY.
8. PAYOUT WILL BE VIA PAYPAL. YES I ACTUALLY DO PAY MONEY. PREVIOUS CONTEST WINNERS WHO CAN VOUCH FOR ME INCLUDE: CANADA420, VAP0R, POCCRI, BOB THE BOTANIST, EP, SXYNTH.

HERE ARE THE SONGS:

SKEETER DAVIS

The End of the World

JERRY BUTLER

Never Give You Up