L0DE SOLICITING FAMOUS TROLLS TO BE IN THE BOOK OF TROLLS

BE IMMORTALIZED IN L0DE’S BOOK OF TROLLS

FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE AND PROVIDE AS MUCH BACKGROUND INFO ON YOUR TROLLING CAREER AS POSSIBLE. ATTACH SCREENSHOTS, LINKS, WIKI ARTICLES, CNN CLIPS, ASCII ART, WHATEVER YOU CAN. GOOD REPLIES FROM NOTABLE TROLLS WILL GET AN ENTIRE PAGE IN THE BOOK! EMAIL IT ALL TO l0de AT l0de.com

1. What is trolling?

2. Why do you troll?

3. When did you start trolling, and under what circumstances?

4. What’s your favorite troll done by you?

5. What’s your favorite troll done by another person.

6. Which of your trolls has gotten the most attention? Reposts, reddit upvotes, media attention, etc. How big did it get and how do you feel about it?

7. Do people offline know about your trolling? Have you suffered any real life consequences for it?

8. What lines will you not cross when trolling? Why?

9. What is your dream troll that you lack the resources to pull off?

10. What’s your favorite copypasta, ascii, and troll song?

11. WRITE OR DRAW WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THIS SPACE

12. DO NOT WRITE OR DRAW BELOW THIS LINE

Thanks for reading this, D O N G S

LRH HIP HOP PARODY CONTEST!

IT’S TIME!

The l0de radio hour HIP HOP PARODY CONTEST IS LIVE! Submit your PARODY of any hip hop song for a chance to be judged BEST PARODY and win $100!

CONTEST RULES:

You must submit a HIP HOP PARODY, 3 minutes in length or shorter. In your submission make sure you include the name of the original song you are parodying. Your parody may include samples,  be remixed, played on a ukulele, or any other creative shit you want to do as long as it is FUNNY, and under 3 minutes long.

Your entry must be ORIGINAL, UNRELEASED, and not leak until the contest. Any number of people can participate in your parody however only one prize will be awarded.

You must submit your parody as a link to a private soundcloud or unlisted youtube link. You may create a music or lyric video for your submission. Email them to l0de at l0de dot com. INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU ARE PARODYING.

The contest date will be announced once I have 5 entries, and will be within 30 days of approving the 5th submission. We will accept a maximum of 10 ENTRIES. I reserve the right to reject any entries that I think are shit.

The contest format is as follows:

  1. Contestants will be randomly seeded
  2. An excerpt or the entirety of the source song will be played
  3. The parody will be played in its entirety
  4. We repeat this until all parody entries have been played, then all the parody entries will be played one more time.
  5. Three judges will score each parody between 1-10, based on humor, originality, and production.
  6. The winner will be announced and sent $100 via paypal. In the event of a tie, l0de will personally select the winner.

THAT’S IT! Good luck, and have fun! If you have any questions msg l0de on discord, efnet, or twitter.

LRH 10 HOUR MARATHON

IMPORTANT NOTE, I WOULD PERSONALLY SKIP THE FIRST COUPLE HOURS OF THE STREAM, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS.

POST: http://l0de.com/lrh-10-hour-marathon
FILE: http://l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp4
MP3: http://www.l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp3

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

When my stepfather sent out a thanksgiving invite which proudly anounced he was going to smoke “The juicest dick you’ve ever seen” I snickered and assumed he’d meant to write “duck.” I was wrong. I arrived to thanksgiving and the centerpiece was a nude black man standing on the dining room table wearing a feathered headdress sporting a sizable erection. After the most uncomfortable grace I can remember in my life, my stepfather mounted the table and began to fellate the black man with obvious gusto. I was trying to think of an excuse to leave when he lifted me up by the shoulders and placed me in front of the negro. He grabbed a clump of my hair and then forced me to perform oral sex on a nine inch black dick until I was choking and sputtering, which unfortunately caused the negro to become excited and thrust even harder. Without warning he yelled out “BLACK LIVES MATTER!” and my cheeks were suddenly bulging with an unfathomable amount of ejaculate! I tried to choke it down but it was impossible and pearly white jism sprayed from my battered lips to spatter all over my shocked family. Immediately I was met with shouts of outrage for “wasting the gravy” and my family demanded I leave the table. I got in my car and wept in the driveway and received several texts castigating me for ruining thanksgiving. I can now see my family through the window eating dinner with the negro as I am trying to summon the courage to turn the car key and drive home alone.