LRH HIP HOP PARODY CONTEST!

IT’S TIME!

The l0de radio hour HIP HOP PARODY CONTEST IS LIVE! Submit your PARODY of any hip hop song for a chance to be judged BEST PARODY and win $100!

CONTEST RULES:

You must submit a HIP HOP PARODY, 3 minutes in length or shorter. In your submission make sure you include the name of the original song you are parodying. Your parody may include samples,  be remixed, played on a ukulele, or any other creative shit you want to do as long as it is FUNNY, and under 3 minutes long.

Your entry must be ORIGINAL, UNRELEASED, and not leak until the contest. Any number of people can participate in your parody however only one prize will be awarded.

You must submit your parody as a link to a private soundcloud or unlisted youtube link. You may create a music or lyric video for your submission. Email them to l0de at l0de dot com. INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU ARE PARODYING.

The contest date will be announced once I have 5 entries, and will be within 30 days of approving the 5th submission. We will accept a maximum of 10 ENTRIES. I reserve the right to reject any entries that I think are shit.

The contest format is as follows:

  1. Contestants will be randomly seeded
  2. An excerpt or the entirety of the source song will be played
  3. The parody will be played in its entirety
  4. We repeat this until all parody entries have been played, then all the parody entries will be played one more time.
  5. Three judges will score each parody between 1-10, based on humor, originality, and production.
  6. The winner will be announced and sent $100 via paypal. In the event of a tie, l0de will personally select the winner.

THAT’S IT! Good luck, and have fun! If you have any questions msg l0de on discord, efnet, or twitter.

LRH 10 HOUR MARATHON

IMPORTANT NOTE, I WOULD PERSONALLY SKIP THE FIRST COUPLE HOURS OF THE STREAM, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS.

POST: http://l0de.com/lrh-10-hour-marathon
FILE: http://l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp4
MP3: http://www.l0de.com/lrh/LRH2017-11-24.mp3

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

When my stepfather sent out a thanksgiving invite which proudly anounced he was going to smoke “The juicest dick you’ve ever seen” I snickered and assumed he’d meant to write “duck.” I was wrong. I arrived to thanksgiving and the centerpiece was a nude black man standing on the dining room table wearing a feathered headdress sporting a sizable erection. After the most uncomfortable grace I can remember in my life, my stepfather mounted the table and began to fellate the black man with obvious gusto. I was trying to think of an excuse to leave when he lifted me up by the shoulders and placed me in front of the negro. He grabbed a clump of my hair and then forced me to perform oral sex on a nine inch black dick until I was choking and sputtering, which unfortunately caused the negro to become excited and thrust even harder. Without warning he yelled out “BLACK LIVES MATTER!” and my cheeks were suddenly bulging with an unfathomable amount of ejaculate! I tried to choke it down but it was impossible and pearly white jism sprayed from my battered lips to spatter all over my shocked family. Immediately I was met with shouts of outrage for “wasting the gravy” and my family demanded I leave the table. I got in my car and wept in the driveway and received several texts castigating me for ruining thanksgiving. I can now see my family through the window eating dinner with the negro as I am trying to summon the courage to turn the car key and drive home alone.

FAT NIGGA ONLINE & SLIMER’S SLIP -N- SLIDE

FNO PART 1

FNO PART 2:

BONUS SUNDAY LRH

LRH 11/03/2017 – TEARLIST

l0de, Eraser, and Munki compile a list of the top 100 chatters on EFnet, dividing them into Street Fighter style Chatter Tiers. To l0de’s surprise, some chatters are not happy with their place on the list and call in to voice their disapproval. Also in this episode: Darkmage claims he was “raped by god”, Meepsheep tries to run a camera but succumbs to a massive dose of LSD-26, and an anonymous caller drops secret MKultra knowledge while trying to get a drum machine for free.

IF YOU ENJOYED THIS EPISODE PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! REAL NIGGAS ONLY

CHATTER TIER LIST:

  1. Sloth – S-TIER
  2. Vap0r
  3. Anji
  4. l0de
  5. cutie578 – A-TIER
  6. Poccri
  7. Cosbyx
  8. chrono
  9. spoke
  10. Matthew
  11. kongfuzi
  12. Slimer
  13. SCD
  14. Readerror
  15. pcap
  16. englishmn
  17. eraser
  18. munki
  19. trip
  20. raphidae
  21. doug
  22. nevar
  23. timecop
  24. rebirth
  25. MTW – B-TIER
  26. rain
  27. #argue pyborgs (group rating)
  28. rondito
  29. Dessimat0r
  30. incog
  31. duckie
  32. xmage
  33. subohm
  34. acidvegas
  35. meepsheep
  36. podesta
  37. sb420
  38. magicpeen
  39. judge
  40. tulpa
  41. interd0me
  42. eismc2
  43. c0mb0
  44. DNSK
  45. jigsaww
  46. trn
  47. meph
  48. moneytree
  49. nancy
  50. EFSenable – C-TIER
  51. Plork
  52. jihad
  53. darkmage
  54. oclet
  55. kween
  56. fncypnts
  57. magevet
  58. vixxen
  59. phocus
  60. insect
  61. that_guy
  62. wispurs
  63. blowfish
  64. arab
  65. sal
  66. raccoon
  67. spits
  68. dabguy
  69. ancient
  70. bad fish (pre-stroke)
  71. HiVlntine
  72. NPK
  73. ipokesmot
  74. dk57
  75. Neur0
  76. tater
  77. misslavey
  78. DWAINE
  79. mikejonez
  80. jungleman – SHIT TIER
  81. Ados
  82. Loller
  83. Infox
  84. Ilken
  85. Opal
  86. Steve
  87. dickears
  88. leku
  89. danielb
  90. sn00p
  91. Little Jordie – RIP
  92. rkl
  93. luldangs
  94. badfish (post stroke)
  95. Emi
  96. flyback
  97. WickdMama
  98. blue
  99. talonz
  100. erf