Hillary Clinton’s yearly Blood Drive off to a rough start

Citing “A thirst only blood can slake,” Democratic frontrunner Hillary “Reaper” Clinton renewed demands that supporters offer her their firstborn sons in tribute, lest she unleash her armies of darkness upon the land once again. Registered Democrats were awakened multiple times in the night by sinister robocalls where an apparently intoxicated Clinton demanded “kindfleisch” in…

Hillary Clinton’s New “GET THE LEAD OUT!” campaign urges voters to remove lead, blacks.

In the aftermath of her staggering loss at the Flint Democratic Debate, Hillary Clinton is trying to rally her supporters with “GET THE LEAD OUT,” a new slogan intended to highlight her pledge to rid the United States of the dangerous pollutant and black people over the next eight years. “There’s a heavy burden in…