FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE AND PROVIDE AS MUCH BACKGROUND INFO ON YOUR TROLLING CAREER AS POSSIBLE. ATTACH SCREENSHOTS, LINKS, WIKI ARTICLES, CNN CLIPS, ASCII ART, WHATEVER YOU CAN. GOOD REPLIES FROM NOTABLE TROLLS WILL GET AN ENTIRE PAGE IN THE BOOK! EMAIL IT ALL TO l0de AT l0de.com
1. What is trolling?
2. Why do you troll?
3. When did you start trolling, and under what circumstances?
4. What’s your favorite troll done by you?
5. What’s your favorite troll done by another person.
6. Which of your trolls has gotten the most attention? Reposts, reddit upvotes, media attention, etc. How big did it get and how do you feel about it?
7. Do people offline know about your trolling? Have you suffered any real life consequences for it?
8. What lines will you not cross when trolling? Why?
9. What is your dream troll that you lack the resources to pull off?
10. What’s your favorite copypasta, ascii, and troll song?
The l0de radio hour HIP HOP PARODY CONTEST IS LIVE! Submit your PARODY of any hip hop song for a chance to be judged BEST PARODY and win $100!
You must submit a HIP HOP PARODY, 3 minutes in length or shorter. In your submission make sure you include the name of the original song you are parodying. Your parody may include samples, be remixed, played on a ukulele, or any other creative shit you want to do as long as it is FUNNY, and under 3 minutes long.
Your entry must be ORIGINAL, UNRELEASED, and not leak until the contest. Any number of people can participate in your parody however only one prize will be awarded.
You must submit your parody as a link to a private soundcloud or unlisted youtube link. You may create a music or lyric video for your submission. Email them to l0de at l0de dot com. INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU ARE PARODYING.
The contest date will be announced once I have 5 entries, and will be within 30 days of approving the 5th submission. We will accept a maximum of 10 ENTRIES. I reserve the right to reject any entries that I think are shit.
The contest format is as follows:
Contestants will be randomly seeded
An excerpt or the entirety of the source song will be played
The parody will be played in its entirety
We repeat this until all parody entries have been played, then all the parody entries will be played one more time.
Three judges will score each parody between 1-10, based on humor, originality, and production.
The winner will be announced and sent $100 via paypal. In the event of a tie, l0de will personally select the winner.
THAT’S IT! Good luck, and have fun! If you have any questions msg l0de on discord, efnet, or twitter.
When my stepfather sent out a thanksgiving invite which proudly anounced he was going to smoke “The juicest dick you’ve ever seen” I snickered and assumed he’d meant to write “duck.” I was wrong. I arrived to thanksgiving and the centerpiece was a nude black man standing on the dining room table wearing a feathered headdress sporting a sizable erection. After the most uncomfortable grace I can remember in my life, my stepfather mounted the table and began to fellate the black man with obvious gusto. I was trying to think of an excuse to leave when he lifted me up by the shoulders and placed me in front of the negro. He grabbed a clump of my hair and then forced me to perform oral sex on a nine inch black dick until I was choking and sputtering, which unfortunately caused the negro to become excited and thrust even harder. Without warning he yelled out “BLACK LIVES MATTER!” and my cheeks were suddenly bulging with an unfathomable amount of ejaculate! I tried to choke it down but it was impossible and pearly white jism sprayed from my battered lips to spatter all over my shocked family. Immediately I was met with shouts of outrage for “wasting the gravy” and my family demanded I leave the table. I got in my car and wept in the driveway and received several texts castigating me for ruining thanksgiving. I can now see my family through the window eating dinner with the negro as I am trying to summon the courage to turn the car key and drive home alone.
It’s time for another LRH RAP CONTEST! This time we’re changing it up a bit:
$100 PRIZE sponsored by the l0de radio hour foundation
How to enter:
PICK ONE OF THREE INSTRUMENTALS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST AND RAP ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.
UPLOAD YOUR FILE TO SOUNDCLOUD AS A PRIVATE LINK. DON’T HAVE NUDITY ON YOUR SOUNDCLOUD PAGE OR YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED. DON’T CHANGE IT LAST SECOND TO FUCK WITH ME EITHER, I’M PREVIEWING THESE OFF AIR BEFORE SHOWING THEM YOU SNEAKY FUCKS.
EMAIL YOUR LINK TO l0de at l0de dot com. If you don’t get a response tweet @l0de or mesage l0de on discord.gg/hiphop or message l0de on EFnet
YOUR ENTRY IS NOT VALID UNLESS YOU GET CONFIRMATION FROM ME. I WILL ACCEPT ENTRIES UNTIL 5PM EST ON 9/30. IF YOU ARE LATER THAN THAT THERE IS NO GUARANTEE YOUR TRACK WILL MAKE IT IN. IF YOUR TRACK IS TOTAL GARBAGE, I’M NOT TAKING IT. PUT SOME EFFORT IN, THIS IS FOR $100
You must use one of the three instrumentals provided. You can mix them and chop them up and add samples but your submission CANNOT BE more than 2:05 in length and if it’s unrecognizable you will be DQ’d. If you do a shorter rap, please cut out the rest of the track and fade it out.
As many people as you want can rap on a track however I only pay one prize of $100 to whoever sent me the link. You MUST get in touch with me within 14 days to claim your rap money. LRH has a prompt history of paying winners FAST.
You can rap anti-trump, pro-trump, or neither but TRUMP must be a solid theme in your track
You can include any lyrical content you want in your tracks. Welcome to AMERICA.
Your track must be submitted as a private soundcloud link and confirmed before 5pm EST on 9/30. Don’t spread your track before the show, you will get DQ’d.
This contest will be JUDGED by a triumvirate of THREE JUDGES scoring each track from 1-10 points. Judges are scoring based on the following: Flow, Originality, Technical Ability, Cleverness and Humor. For fairness’ sake, we are including one pro-trump judge, one anti-trump judge, and one judge that just doesn’t give a fuck. I make no promises this will be fair, but we are making an effort. Contestants are highly encouraged to cry about the judging like some little bitches.
IN THE EVENT OF A TIE ON POINTS, L0DE RAY DIO WILL DETERMINE A WINNER. IF BOTH TRACKS ARE EQUALLY GOOD, I MAY CALL A TIE, WHERE EACH WINNER GETS $50.
For reference here is the original track, SPINAL CRACK
Your entry must be no longer than 150 seconds in length. If your track is super short, you may get cut.
You MUST sample the move Shrek in a way that is audible and recognizable. When you submit, you must include the TIME in the movie your sample is drawn from so we can play that bit before your track. If you sample from all over the movie, pick the funniest part.
You must get the track to me by 7/29 at 6PM EST -NOTE THIS HAS BEEN EXTENDED DUE TO OUR COUNTDOWN CLOCK SUCKING A DICK – . Entries must be emailed to L ZERO D E AT L ZERO D E DOT COM that’s l0de at l0de . com as always your entry is NOT accepted until I confirm it, if I don’t respond back hit me up on irc\twitter\discord
You must submit your finished track as a soundcloud link
Keep this shit upbeat people
Other than that, go hog wild. You can sample anything else if you want. You can rap on your track. You can do whatever the fuck you want, it’s your swamp. I reserve the right to disqualify anything I think sounds godawful and there are only 16 SLOTS for this contest, so get your beat in ASAP.
I WILL PAY THE PRIZE VIA PAYPAL. CHECK WITH PREVIOUS CONTEST WINNERS, LRH PAYS THAT MONEY FAST. NOT A SCAM(TM).