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RECAP OF THE RECENT #DRAMA IN #LRH

10:02 AM <@slimer_> idk what the long running beef is with ironman
10:02 AM <@slimer_> but i’ve been talking to him for a few days and he really doesn’t seem like that bad of a guy at all
10:03 AM <@slimer_> just my $.02
10:03 AM <@slimer_> although he is perhaps a tad patriotic
10:06 AM <@l0deradio> Well let me break it down for you
10:06 AM <@slimer_> actually lol
10:06 AM <@slimer_> i know what your beef with him is
10:06 AM <@l0deradio> Ironman I believe came here after finding me spamming LRH on freenode
10:06 AM <@slimer_> i saw that
10:06 AM <@l0deradio> he was generally a pretty good chatter
10:06 AM <@l0deradio> and chatted a lot with me and mischa who are relatively pro-ukraine
10:07 AM <@l0deradio> sloth too
10:07 AM <@l0deradio> for a while we were rebroadcasting LRH off a clandestine antenna in the disputed zone of ukraine
10:07 AM <@l0deradio> now all is fine and dandy
10:07 AM <@l0deradio> enter mother
10:08 AM <@l0deradio> Mother is widely known to chat groups for being a federal informer
10:08 AM <@l0deradio> he’s heavily involved in #chimpire on rizon, which I believe is an anti-black channel for white supremacists
10:08 AM <@slimer_> lol
10:08 AM <@slimer_> chimpire
10:09 AM <@l0deradio> scrutiny of mother increases as he’s found to be controlling a fake weev account on rizon
10:09 AM <@l0deradio> and offers to debate me on LRH as weev, leading to a lot of disappointment when the real weev reveals it’s a hoax
10:09 AM <@slimer_> okay
10:09 AM <@slimer_> i remember that
10:09 AM <@l0deradio> with his credibility sinking fast, Mother needs to somehow divert the attention off himself
10:10 AM <@l0deradio> he lays low for a while waiting for people to forget what a scumbag he is, and then returns to LRH making a bunch of claims that he is going to get big names to call in to the show
10:10 AM <@l0deradio> he’s largely ignored since everyone knows he is an informant and doesn’t make good on his promises
10:11 AM <@l0deradio> at this point, mother begins a chat fight with ironman, selecting a chatter who is well liked, but not extremely smart
10:11 AM <@l0deradio> picking the fight, he manages to polarize the channel into focusing on the conflict, rather than on what a shitty human being he is
10:11 AM <@l0deradio> it’s during this time that he calls in with “slops” weev’s ex girlfriend who reveals in detail:
10:11 AM <@slimer_> sounds to me like maybe we should bring ironman back into the fold and get mother out
10:11 AM <@l0deradio> 1. Weev has a small penis
10:11 AM <@l0deradio> 2. Weev got addicted to captagon
10:12 AM <@slimer_> dumb question: what’s captagon
10:12 AM <@l0deradio> 3. Slops cucked weev after he refused to allow her to have an open relationship
10:12 AM <@l0deradio> it’s like prescription meth
10:12 AM <@slimer_> okay
10:12 AM <@l0deradio> During this call and afterward, I accuse both mother and slops of being bad people
10:13 AM <@l0deradio> as while weev is certainly a shitbag deserving of everything life has to throw at him
10:13 AM <@l0deradio> it’s still pretty fucked up to break some fag’s heart then tell everyone on irc you cucked him and his micropenis
10:13 AM <@slimer_> it’s not always credible to me when an ex talks shit like that
10:13 AM <@l0deradio> afterward, ironman attacks mother frequently for hooking up with weev’s slops
10:14 AM <@l0deradio> and the two bicker in #lrh with me taking the side of ironman
10:14 AM <@l0deradio> but a few chatters siding with mother
10:14 AM <@l0deradio> meanwhile Fearful, a chatter who is sort of a laughingstock of #philosphy joins #LRH and chats relatively inoffensively
10:15 AM <Fearful> ?
10:15 AM <Fearful> I don’t idle in #philosophy
10:15 AM <@l0deradio> Ironman spergs out and says he won’t chat in a channel with fearful, even though fearful is not really doing anything wrong
10:15 AM <@l0deradio> oh, which chan is your home fearful
10:15 AM <Fearful> #hillary, #trump
10:15 AM <@l0deradio> where you’re picking up all the hate from infox etc
10:15 AM <Fearful> lol
10:15 AM <@l0deradio> gotcha
10:15 AM <Fearful> oh
10:15 AM <Fearful> infox
10:15 AM <Fearful> #troll
10:15 AM <Fearful> he and I used to idle there
10:15 AM <@l0deradio> ok, well fearful who is sort of a laughingstock of #obama and #trump then
10:15 AM <@slimer_> okay
10:15 AM <Fearful> lol
10:16 AM <Fearful> i miss lil’ infox
10:16 AM <@l0deradio> So ironman emoparts #lrh rather than the accepted practices of ignoring fearful
10:16 AM <@l0deradio> or fighting fearful and causing him to get banned
10:16 AM <@slimer_> come to think of it
10:16 AM <@slimer_> he was way too harsh when he called you out
10:16 AM <@slimer_> so
10:16 AM <@l0deradio> I’m saddened by this, but there’s nothing I can do
10:16 AM <@slimer_> i guess i take it back when i say he’s not all that bad
10:16 AM <@slimer_> cuz that was fucked up
10:16 AM <@l0deradio> By ancient chat rules, ironman has lost the fight
10:16 AM <Fearful> l0deradio: he needs some space for a while
10:16 AM <@slimer_> i agree
10:16 AM <@l0deradio> Now, people call in to LRH
10:16 AM <Fearful> he gets moody when you talk shit about ukraine
10:17 AM <@l0deradio> and we discuss the happenings
10:17 AM <@l0deradio> I say that I had supported ironman, and I am sad that he was defeated
10:17 AM <@l0deradio> and continue to give mother a hard time, even though he is the victor
10:17 AM <@spathi-wa> efs i found the problem with your C++ — its not your code
10:17 AM <@l0deradio> the show goes on
10:17 AM <@spathi-wa> mingw32 you are using a literal mong
10:17 AM <@spathi-wa> use a first world compiler
10:17 AM <@l0deradio> afterward
10:18 AM <@l0deradio> I believe that mother posts fake logs to ironman
10:18 AM <@l0deradio> convincing him that I have been attacking him while he was absent
10:18 AM <@l0deradio> ironman spergs out bigtime in #1337 accusing me of talking shit on him behind his back
10:18 AM <@l0deradio> during this time he levels many charges against me, including being a “Second rate writer” and of making “faggy pendants”
10:19 AM <@slimer_> yeah like i said
10:19 AM <@slimer_> low blows
10:19 AM <@l0deradio> ya
10:19 AM <@slimer_> wasn’t thinking about that when i said he seemed all right
10:19 AM <@slimer_> although
10:19 AM <@l0deradio> Attacking someone’s creative output is the point where you are no longer friends
10:19 AM <Fearful> just let him relax for a few days he gets moody for a littlewhile
10:19 AM <@l0deradio> oh
10:19 AM <@slimer_> that stuff seemed motivated by anger as opposed to real opinion
10:19 AM <@l0deradio> No he is gone for good
10:20 AM <@l0deradio> Anger or not, those things can’t be unsaid
10:20 AM <@slimer_> yeah
10:20 AM <@slimer_> agreed
10:20 AM <@l0deradio> I tell Ironman at this time that if he felt that way, he should have called it out prior to the dispute
10:20 AM <@l0deradio> and that he is a coward and a fraud
10:20 AM <@l0deradio> It’s fine to think my books suck and anti-ddos pendants are gay as fuck
10:20 AM <@l0deradio> But you have to own up to it, and not pretend to be my friend
10:21 AM <Fearful> lol you write books?
10:21 AM <Fearful> didn’t know that
10:21 AM <@l0deradio> ya, good ones
10:21 AM <@l0deradio> finally, ironman realizes he has been duped
10:21 AM <@l0deradio> after I demand that he produce logs
10:21 AM <Fearful> rustman
10:21 AM <Fearful> — │ ironman: No such nick/channel
10:21 AM <Fearful> what happened to him
10:21 AM <TUBman> rip
10:21 AM <@slimer_> 08:32 -!- ironman [uid120913@id-120913.brockwell.irccloud.com] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
10:21 AM <Fearful> oh
10:21 AM <Fearful> lol
10:21 AM <@slimer_> been offline less than two hours
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> PASTEBIN
CONTENTS OF PASTEBIN:
10:14 PM <ironman> there might be something sinister afoot, I got pm from several sources none who really are friendly to you now that I think about it
10:14 PM <l0deradio> ya nigga
10:15 PM <ironman> but too much water under the bridge now, just leave shit as it stands
10:15 PM <l0deradio> I told you, the only thing I said was that you lost the fight
10:15 PM <l0deradio> you should post the logs
10:15 PM <ironman> jenk did say you weren’t the problem it was mother
10:15 PM <l0deradio> yeah nigga remember when mother was giving you a hard time in chat
10:15 PM <l0deradio> and I was like “fuck mother ironman > mother”
10:15 PM <l0deradio> for like 5 days straight
10:20 PM <ironman> yea, spose you did, jenk did suggest I rejoin or “they win”
10:22 PM <ironman> damage already has been done though
10:22 PM <ironman> always did think you were ok
10:23 PM <l0deradio> lol
10:23 PM <l0deradio> nigga you said some pretty vile shit
10:23 PM <l0deradio> but yeah, it’s likely you got led astray
10:24 PM <l0deradio> ask jenk to cross-check the logs
10:24 PM <l0deradio> to determine whether or not I’m lyin
10:24 PM <l0deradio> jenk won’t tell you no lie
END PASTEBIN
10:23 PM <l0deradio> lol
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> that is the conclusion of the saga right there
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> ironman knows he can’t ever return to #LRH
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> and therefore mother is doubly victorious over ironman
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> 1. In defeating him in open chat
10:22 AM <@l0deradio> 2. In causing him to sperg out so hard, he loses a chat chum forever
10:23 AM <Fearful> well, cuntfag + mother + fearful
10:23 AM <@l0deradio> though eventually I would have figured out ironman was a fake nigga anyway
10:23 AM <@l0deradio> yeah, I could see cuntfag getting in on that action
10:23 AM <Fearful> lol
10:23 AM <sunnid> lol
10:23 AM <@l0deradio> Ergo we have removed
10:23 AM <@l0deradio> Cuntfag, Ironman, Mother, and Chrono
10:24 AM <@l0deradio> And imo the chat is far better

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Hillary Clinton’s yearly Blood Drive off to a rough start

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Citing “A thirst only blood can slake,” Democratic frontrunner Hillary “Reaper” Clinton renewed demands that supporters offer her their firstborn sons in tribute, lest she unleash her armies of darkness upon the land once again.

Registered Democrats were awakened multiple times in the night by sinister robocalls where an apparently intoxicated Clinton demanded “kindfleisch” in between labored breaths. A small army of Clinton volunteers pounded on doors late into the night, shattering windows and setting the homes of those who dared resist their dark call ablaze.

Parents who refused to turn over their children to the Clinton campaign were punished by revocation of their voting rights in upcoming democratic primaries, as well as public abacination. Over one thousand children have been reported as missing since the beginning of what the Clinton Campaign is euphemistically referring to as a “Blood Drive.”

While most consider this politics as usual, some affected parents have since filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission. Their complaint claims they were unaware of a provision in the Democratic Party Membership Packet which allows candidates to devour their young during a Presidential or Midterm election cycle. When asked for comment Clinton Campaign Director Marlon Marshall laughed maniacally before pronouncing “The pact is sealed!” and refusing to comment further.

This isn’t the first time Clinton has demanded blood sacrifice from her constituents. In her 2008 run for president, Clinton was roundly criticized for her “Well of Souls” 30 second ad spot, where an animated maelstrom of blood and children was depicted as draining into the former Secretary’s waiting hell-maw. The death toll for the 2008 Blood Drive is estimated to be over 20,000.