In the aftermath of her staggering loss at the Flint Democratic Debate, Hillary Clinton is trying to rally her supporters with “GET THE LEAD OUT,” a new slogan intended to highlight her pledge to rid the United States of the dangerous pollutant and black people over the next eight years.
“There’s a heavy burden in our communities, a toxic element that is poisoning our children. The disastrous effects include, low IQs, unintelligible speech, and tremendous costs to taxpayers. It’s especially dangerous to women and children. We need to get this terrible element OUT of our neighborhoods! And while we’re at it, let’s remove lead as well!” Clinton announced to her white-hooded audience, standing before a three story tall Confederate battle flag and flanked on either side by blazing crosses.
The Clinton Campaign has released a statement touting her long record of fighting to keep Americans safe from dangerous elements. The statement touts Clinton’s support for Barry Goldwater, a staunch opponent of the Civil Rights Act. It also notes that Hillary Clinton fought to remove welfare from impoverished blacks by eliminating the AFDC program to attempt to “starve them out” and supported harsh mandatory minimum sentences to jail as many black men as possible and “bring them to heel.”
Clinton describes her new program as “Logical next step towards a Final Solution” and promises robust economic growth in an America untainted by this “odious and debilitating poison.” She also promised to fund some sort of lead removal program afterward.
“Get the lead OUT” is a replacement for Clinton’s failed “Breaking Down Barriers” slogan where the former Secretary encouraged HIV sufferers to engage in unprotected sex with virgins in the mistaken belief that it would cure their ailment. The Clinton Campaign has corrected this statement and publicly apologized for the resulting nationwide rape-spree.
